It has come to my attention that there’s a Transformers movie out in theaters. Nonsense! The only Transformers movie ever was back in 1986, aptly titled Transformers: The Movie. I mean, come on; a live-action motion picture of transforming robots? I believe comic book live action, sure, but that had (somewhat) elements of reality…by that I mean, human driven. The Transformers storylines are almost entirely all about the robots, and a good vs. evil ideology that beats you over the head.